FAQ
Q: What is Not Bad Aye all about?
A: G’day Steve, love the curiosity.
Bit of a yarn coming your way.
There was a time long ago when Not Bad Aye didn’t even exist. We were just two brothers (Tom & Kell) yelling FARKKK MOIIII in shopping centres and filming our chaos on a cracked iPhone. But deep down, we always had a dream: start a store that sold shirts your nan would hate, your mates would borrow, and your ex would still stalk on Instagram.
We froth on nostalgic gear, dumb slogans, and cult Aussie humour that makes you feel like it’s 2004 and you’re parked up outside a servo with a Boost juice and no responsibilities. That’s the DNA of Not Bad Aye.
Q: Your tees are cooked in the best way. Prices are actually decent. What's the trick?
A: No trick, mate.
We’re not here to rob ya, we just love making tees and merch that hit different. They’re made of cotton. Worn with pride. Designed for legends who don’t take themselves too seriously.
And yeah, we try not to destroy the planet while we’re at it. We’re not the messiahs of sustainability, but we also don’t flog out cheap landfill gear for the sake of a few bucks. It’s called being decent. Pass it on.
Q: There are heaps of options online. Why go with Not Bad Aye?
A: Because we’re not like the rest.
We’re not trend-chasing, drop-shipping bandits. We just make funny, filthy, nostalgic tees that feel like a meme and wear like a memory. And when something stokes us, we print it. No approval process. No board meeting. Just chaos, cotton, and confidence.
Q: Why are you the number one store on the internet?
A: Because we said so.
Also, because every product we make is designed to bring joy. Or at least a smirk. Life’s cooked enough already. If putting on a dumb tee makes your day 10% better, then that’s a win in our books.
We have bills, children, parking fines, and caffeine dependencies. So yeah, we sell stuff. But we do it with heart. And just a touch of larrikinism.
Q: How long does it really take to ship tees?
A: Usually a couple days.
Unless we’re on a bender, in Bali, or filming a new vid that involves a stolen mobility scooter and a giant inflatable sausage roll.
If you order on a weekend, we’ll be back at it Monday. Unless it’s a public holiday. Or Or it’s Thursday night and we got carried away with some punters at the RSL.
Seriously though, we’re not Amazon. But we’re pretty bloody good, so lets call it 3 days to dispatch.